Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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