If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Drunk is a universal language darling
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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