I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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