i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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