She's JV to your varsity
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My penis needs a shock collar
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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