I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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