my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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