No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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