ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I have aggressive nipples.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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