gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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