K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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