So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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