his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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