: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I need moral support for this bender
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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