it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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