I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Randomize
