My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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