sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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