The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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