all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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