In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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