There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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