So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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