It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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