I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think I just sharted jello shots
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