They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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