She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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