i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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