16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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