My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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