But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
did you just send me my own nude
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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