My brain says no but my pants say off.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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