Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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