thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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