when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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