What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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