I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina