Pappa wants mamma naked
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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