i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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