Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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