I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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