Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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