in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
