He kissed a someone with a penis
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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