I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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