When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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