Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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