I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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