I must be too annoying 4 u.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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