I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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