so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Randomize