so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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