It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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