make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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