Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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