24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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