Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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