But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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